Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Dan & Memphis Chat On SuperPass Tonight
Dan, winner of BB10, along with fellow Renegade and BB10 runner-up, Memphis, will be video chatting tonight at 9:00 PM ET on Feed 4. So if you've been watching the re-feeds, don't forget to switch your feeds when the time comes.
uplink 1.3.3 crackThere's another great reason to watch their interview tonight. You'll have a chance to win a one-year subscription to SuperPass which will include the BB11 feeds! For more information on how to win one of the five subscriptions being given away check out the thread on Real Networks' Big Brother message boards.
I'll see you there!
***Note - I have been out of town and haven't forgotten about the last part of the roast. I just haven't had the opportunity to get it posted. Keep an eye out for it later this week.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
HamsterDame's Roast - Part 3
Ladies and gents, this is HD speaking. I know I told you there would be three parts to this roast of mine but I have lied -- kinda. For the record, I would like for you to know that I read the parts of the roast only right before I prepared them for publication. I selfishly wanted to prolong the pleasure of being cooked on the spit while spinning round and round over the hot coals. It's now my turn to prolong your pleasure.
As you all know, DRATS is a man of very few words. So few in fact that it would take you longer to read the great Moby Dick than it would for you to read his roasting diatribe. He even took the opportunity to roast many of you along with me. How kind of you DRATS! So what follows below is his roast to you. His roast to me, as well as Gregor's closing comments, will be posted for your enjoyment later this week.
Before the roast continues, let me fill you in on a little Big Brother news. Keesha, Big Brother 10 dolphin girl extraordinaire, will be interviewed by Chelsia Hart from BB9 this Friday, September 26th at 9:00 PM ET. The interview will be aired on Feed 4 and has the makings of a pretty damned good show. That is, if you consider two mentally unstable young ladies wearing too much makeup and laughing maniacally entertaining. (I kid, I kid, I'm in roasting mode.) I'll remind you again later this week and hope you all join me in chat while we watch them expound on the wonders of the universe.
Now everybody, what follows below is Gregor's opening monologue for our dear DRATS and DRATS' droning roast to all of you (Luv ya Drats and Gregor!). Enjoy!
The final guest roaster this evening has single-handedly caused a huge spike in traffic at Dictionary.com with his use of ten-dollar words for his two-pence prose. And like a great plague, no one is immune to his brand of satire. He is the Pied Piper of Silly Hamsters, blowing his skinny, flute like instrument to the delight of HamsterDame's minions. Not unlikened to William Wallace, his sword is indeed mightier than his pen, but we all know he is only gathering souls for his master with his demonically deadly witticisms.
"And why do we fall DRATS? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up. All creatures feel fear DRATS. Even the scary ones? Especially the scary ones." - DRATSman Forever
Like a healthy shot of Jeagermeister, just the taste of imbibing his literary concoctions can leave a sour look on your face. He not mearly a writer, he is a Wordologist! His penchant for butchering words (even his own name) has caused me to realize that his moniker is actually an anagram. Therefore I offer you all a list of possible anagrams for dratsab tnagorra.
Of course there is the obvious choice giving us all proof that he is completely ass backwards, Arrogant Bastard.
Then there is a very telling option of A Bastard Grantor. Next are the ever so curious A Starboard Grant and Sandbar Gator Art. Baa Drat Grantors conveys his long known love for sheep, where Bastard Tarragon shows he may prefer his mutton spicy. Abroad Art Grants may prove that despite his protestations he has a humanitarian bone in his body. While Aboard Rang Tarts may give us some insight to his preference for seagoing sirens, Starboard Nag Rat may tell us which side of the bed he prefers when sleeping with his favorite animals. Radar Strata Bong is possibly what he uses to smoke his kind buds.
Finally, (because this could go on for hours) Narrator's Bad Tag is actually the best descriptive anagram of the chosen name by our good friend DRATS. You all know him, and some of you may even love him (who wants to be marooned on that island?), but unfortunately it is hard for all of us to ignore him. Everyone please at least pretend to care, and give him a hot and nasty welcome... DRATS has entered the building!
HamsterDame, Ladies and Gentlemen, Honoured Guests, and other assorted Sub-Amoebic Life forms,